(05/23/2023)

The graveside service had just ended when there was a frightening clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning accompanied by even louder thunder.

 

The little old man looked at the pastor and said calmly, “Well, she’s there.”

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(05/06/2023)

A guy's Dad always bragged about the gunners on his ship. Once during target practice, an unmanned drone flew past an antiaircraft cruiser. The cruiser opened up, shells furiously flying all around the drone but not hitting it.

 

Then came the Dad’s ship’s turn. The gunners’ very first shot sent the drone into the water!

 

Forty years later, the Dad met the man responsible, and he told him how impressed he had been.

 

“Yeah, I got in a lot of trouble for that,” the gunner said. “Turns out we were supposed to shoot around it, not hit it.”

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(05/03/2023)

A frightened man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”

 

“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”

 

“I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.”

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(05/01/2023)

After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.”

 

“But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer.

 

“I know,” says the sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”

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